Ok great! Let’s build massive heat sources in the glaciers which are already melting away!

These are like headlines from a corny scifi movie of the past where you rolled your eyes because at the time they felt a bit over the top.

Big Tech sucks

And with the current close ties between the Argentinian government and Musk (as well as the rest of the broligarchy) it's only a matter of time before we'll see this become a reality.

Growing bored of ruining the lives of the average person and their environment, the parasite tech class begins to eye other places they could ruin.

Because who needs a fucking liveable planet after all!

I'm sorry, but I'm not willing to trade environmental destruction for an all consuming prediction machine.

Oh yeah, that's exactly what glaciers need, more heat...

Cartoonishly evil

Fuck it. Just build them in Antarctica. No one gives a shit about penguins anymore anyway