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[–] 110 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Didnt even bother to perspective correct the text lol

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    [–] 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherese

    She was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease

    Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

    They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in Texas

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    lol all this time I thought it was They were all in live with Di. As in princess Diana

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I was told "language evolves" and this conjugation is legit. I can't agree, but got ripped apart asking what the fuck a guy said with "it don't even got no sign"...

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Probably because you were being deliberately obtuse. That's completely understandable English.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    That "though" tho

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Mike is probably 35 or something...

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    nah, sign should read we DONT value the customers...repeat, customers are stupid and love being abused.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Plot twist: Chris and Debra didn’t actually hook up. She got it from a vanilla shake Chris made for her.

    You’re sick, Chris. You want to get written up again?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    At least tea is still being served

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    The sandwich shop I went to for lunch had the same vibe. 'sorry we dont have enough employees, be patient '

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    At least Samantha and Mike tried ffs.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago