I build him a monument every morning.

If there are any, they will be covered in piss and shit for sure.

He's correct, in fact, we will immediately start to remove any that exist.

I sure fucking hope no one does.

Bullshit. There are people that would put shrines of him in their private property. And those people will need to be dealt with.

Cool theory. Let's test it out. Hurry up and die so we can.

Ozymandias

Seeing as there are still thousands of monuments to confederates, I think it's safe to say he will have a number of monuments.

The people building these statues are incredibly woke because they're making gender-neutral bathrooms

But they'll sell lots of these:

We will actually do the opposite and tear down everything he's built. Or just rename everything after Obama.