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[–] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Can we really be sure none of the 145.2 million cardholders are 3 possums in a trench coat?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There is really no way to know.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn't it costco that refused to stock trump's horse feces mystery meat?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I regularly sing the praises of Costco but this is a very bad look for them.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    This is one of those posts where an upbeat feels like I'm okay with these things when I'm not. This is incredibly discriminatory against opossums

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Costco unavailable for comment. Some people say this is because they don't employ Opossums in corporate either

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Drat, and there's probably a Costco in Denton that has sad marsupials.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    i have one of those little flip out stepstools. are those too dangerous for opossodes? i'd like to help our little buddies get hot dog and drink combos

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    regardless of their treatment of opossums, i really want to get the family on a costco membership instead of sam's club. unfortunately i don't have that kind of pull here and sam's club is insisted.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There is only one solution. Set fire to Sam’s Club, making Costco the only option.

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