Next they're all going to have to get plastic surgery.

We're gonna need more testosterone

With 2.1 million troops my estimate is 5808 testosterone blood tests need to be processed per day - and they aren't like pathogen screenings where you can batch by mixing blood from 1000 people and run one lab test, then binary search if positive. Every person needs individualised metrics

That's probably 100 full time staff to draw the bloods alone assuming they can do 60 per day working 7 days a week. Unless bloods are already a part of the annual check?

pretty likely. when ever these fools try and implement these sort of things they always fail to realize it's a medical process that requires blood drawn and lab work. it's not as simple as they always seem to think.

I know it's not his line, but it fits. "Nobody knew this would be so complicated. Nobody."

SMALL-D’s NUTS

But I dont want negative levels of T

With 1.04 million active duty males in the military, i think his original plan was to bathe in it. He can still get gargling quantities without the policy.

Sick homophobic joke man, thanks