Whoever thought this "is what House deserves" did not understand the character at all.

So long as he got to "solve the puzzle", he would not care much afterwards, relatively speaking.

It would definitely not punish him. Killing the patient before being able to diagnose & cure them, that would for instance.

I'd probably start by asking why he's kneeling straddling my chest like a sleep paralysis demon

Ask to transfer another hospital several zip codes away where they use modern differential diagnosis methods, respect informed consent rules, and follow real world standards of care.

Of course, I do live in the USA, so the health insurance rep will just laugh at me nonstop until I hang up the phone.

Bitch if you stand over me drinking a coffee you better have one for me.

Pathetic. - House after you've killed yourself, probably.

Shit, not again.

Did they give me syphilis?

Honestly best thing to do is argue with House then call a malpractice lawyer. You can have your cake of being cured and not pay for it when the hospital finds out what he did.