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[–] 149 points 2 months ago

Aaaaaaagh- ! thump thump thump thump

Jimmy was ejected from the U-Haul.

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Jimmy was not an imposter.

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2 imposters remain.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Eh, I'm skeptical, but far too lazy to try to fact-check

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  • [–] 183 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    This is FALSE because ICE AGENTS are REQUIRED by Law to have Identification FRONT and CENTER and to NEVER Hide their Associations or Identities! It would be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and EASY to Infilitrate if the Government ALLOWED them to Remain Unknown!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    The fuck are the masks for then?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    NO /S MEANS NO SARCASM /S!!!11ONE

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  • [+] -24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, but it has a picture with text on it so therefore, it’s true! The kids will now share this far and wide without ever having questioned its validity.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    A few quick questions.

    • Are ICE agents known to always display identification front and center?

    • Does the US government enforce this requirement?

    • Is the comment you are replying to sarcastic?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago

    To adapt a phrase: "If no one is wearing a regulation uniform, then everyone is."

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  • [–] 55 points 2 months ago

    A fake meme? What? Silly goose, it's only disinformation when the other side does it, this is just a goofy llil prank

    /s

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Fascism is eating the country alive. The only way it ever ends is when it finally eats itself. Anything that hastens that inevitable ruin is to the good.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Iirc, we had to specificaly end it with tanks, and yes, flamethrowers.

    Not to mention nukes.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, nuke boy over here's been holding out on us. Go on then, show us your flamethrower.

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  • [–] -4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    "The only way it ever ends is when it finally eats itself."

    Ah yes, the American special, do literally nothing, hope and pray someone else does something instead. Nothing ever happens and more kids get raped.

    You yanks are utterly brainwashed useless dogs and are a threat to the entire planet because of your inaction.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The bad guys help each other, the good guys blame each other.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    I dunno if it makes good sense to think of the world in terms of good guys and bad guys anymore. It's more like there's bad guys and normal people.

    Edit: and there are weirdos in both groups, it should go without saying

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Dangerous game. Too rich for my blood. But good on them if it's true.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Would you believe this man has gone as far as tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars? And he voted for George McGovern for President!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPuF-F1TnvY

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I wonder how many versions of this are going to get posted. There's currently 2 on my homepage, each from a different poster. Neither with any proof of the claim

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Great idea, love it.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    This dumb shit is going to get someone hurt or killed. Stop sharing bullshit fake memes.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It's sort of a sarcastic way of pointing out that there is zero accountability and hard to tell if you're dealing with a federal agent or a klansman stag party.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    Whos getting hurt? ICE Agents?
    If yes, I wouldnt mind.
    I wont condone doing it, but I wouldnt have much empathy.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Completely agree. Plus, who exactly is going to be hurting them? It would be infighting and paranoia. It would be ICE on ICE violence. Which wouldn't be happening in the first place if ICE wasn't so violent and trigger-happy.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Fake? No idea if it's actually happening but it's a pretty plausible way people could disrupt ice. They don't have a uniform, and they don't tend to identify themselves.

    Getting people hurt or killed? I mean sure, but hurting and killing people is Ice's modus oporandi. Doing nothing gets people hurt and killed too.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I've legit had racist militia wannabe shitbags just assume I'm part of their group. I wasn't even wearing my Czech surplus jacket, I was in a suede jacket with a New Vegas NCR hat on. Like I get that I look and talk like a hick but come the fuck on, half tempted to make a "Death to Fascists" patch for my jacket maybe make it Futhark so only the real annoying ones can read it.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Chaotic good vibes

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Why not just join ICE and sabotage it from within?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Who fedjackets the fedjacketers

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    “He grabbed my ass!”

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  • [+] -8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I know many hate ICE... but I think the very best tactic is to join ICE if you really want to bring them down.

    Insider leaks are just what we need to expose them. Transparency always wins.

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