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[–] 39 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don't have to listen to the fax machine all the time.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Hope this comment finds you well.

    If you are this cute as fuck you don't need no LinkedIn either

    Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

    Best Regards

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren't actual humans there, right?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    i dunno man, cats basically run this shit

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    He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)

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    Lucky bastard

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I also never have to create a linkedin profile

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Dis' lil' puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it's grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? ...this is it...in a cute furry lil' bundle. :-)

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Are you sure their email isn't PhatKat@linkedin.com?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It's worse than Google Circles.

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