Do people actually like pop tarts?

The pastry is somehow a mix of underbaked and stale, the frosting is like licking dental concrete, and the jam fillings bear near zero resemblance to the flavour or texture of jams.

Kelloggs has become a shitty company. They moved a bunch of their operations out of Battle Creek Michigan (where the company started) to Grand Rapids Michigan (a conservative hub) to screw over the unions.

“King” size candy bags. I remember when that was the regular size.

Same with Oreos. "Double Stuff" is what the regular ones used to have.

I think I've seen this porno 🤔

My favorite part of a new product is the inaugural period where they offer overmuch to incentivize habitual purchases going forward. Pop tarts are well beyond that.

Boy oh boy do I love enshittification /s

I've never been a fan of pop tarts but I have to check the store next time and see if they still sell toaster strudels.

Those were the shit.

New Coke, anyone?

Take poptarts of choice, pop in freezer. Cut poptart sized block of ice cream and sandwich between your frozen poptarts.

You're welcome.

Spin everything as a positive, even if it isn't.