Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.

Grated beetroot, crème fraiche, leafy greens, dill and smoked salmon makes a good wrap

So what is the question? You want wrap jokes? What is for dinner tomorrow? I was very down with the beats. I don’t think it gets any better than that.

Keep the joke, toss the woman. You already found a winner.

Sorry, but I think that's a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you've gotta roll with it.

Chicken shawarma with pickled beets is excellent

Roasted beets and chickpea wraps seem to be a common Mediterranean style dish*, but if you serve with a side of M&Ms you can call yourself a Wrap God.

*I can't attest to how good the recipe is (or if a human has ever made it), but maybe something like this or this?

Just send her this song and call it a day lol

If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.