He isn't necessarily wrong on this one. It's at least worth a try.

I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay

It's like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

It is if you read it in his 'voice'

Something about taste evolving to avoid stale water as it was breeding grounds for ucky yucky but I don't have a source

I always though that the flavour compounds get oxidized in stale coffee, hence the taste. Also, wouldn’t offgassing occur in vacuum packed coffee as well? There’s got to be many VOC-s in coffee that can escape though, so I don’t know.

Can't prove he didn't, so I say he did

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

That's my main gripe with the state of politics today. They're so grossly incompetent that it's not possible to dismiss extremely stupid quotes like this

Your "ectoplasm"