"What is thy bidding, my Master?"

Just a little light treason...

"Don't tell Iran we're out of missiles!"

It's just a firmware update guys, nothing to worry about.

Has anyone looked in Fort Knox

This is likely less about Ukraine and more about November.

Wants Ukraine war to stop so oil can flow since Iran isn't going anywhere?

Wants to invade Iran and wants Russia to ???

Hmm Trump wants some kind of win before the midterms.

A C-17 Globemaster is a huge transport aircraft, you don't use that to simply transport a single person.

This was used to move something to or from Russia.

Looking at the current situation in Russia, I would not be surprised to learn that it was used to move some of Putin's assets abroad for safekeeping.

Picking up the digital key to the voting machines.

Getting directions directly from the source now eh?

And in UNRELATED news, Russia is attacking a Moldova/Ukraine border crossing.

Well, all the world is a stage after all, isn’t it?

"okay so this is all the classified data Tulsi and I have scraped. Also, what's the false flag plan?"

getting orders from putin, or LAVROV.

Gotta go get that annual performance review from the boss

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