"Everybody died, except for me. Because I had my tray table up and my seatback in the full upright position"

• Weird Al

(Actually, look it up)

This needs context. What plane is het talking about?

Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean). The hijackers were targeting the WTC but somehow end up in the Thames instead.

Larry David: the hijackers break into the cabin of the aircraft while he hides his face behind a hand in a feeble attempt to avoid being recognized. He tries to remain calm, thinks they just want money and a trip to a place without extradition. He's only half right.

The plane changes course. Its new destination: the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Wide shot of the plane on the final stage of its powered journey, cut to credits, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme plays.

Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.

The entire city, like dominoes