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[–] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Awww good morning guys

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Right? I cannot for the love of me understand people who hate it. It's literally nature greeting you in the morning with a goddamn song. What more do you expect??

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The chickens that live up the hill from me can go to hell any time of day

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Especially juvenile mockingbirds who scream like fucking banshees all night, not having learned any melodies and just being desperately horny. This occurs on my roof every spring. Wonderful.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    They don’t do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don’t eat people’s gardens, don’t nest in corncribs, they don’t do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That’s why it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.

    - a person who's never been around mockingbirds

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    I think they just wanna fuck

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Human: bird song is so beautiful

    Bird: HEY BABY! HEY MISS! YOU'RE SO HOT! LET'S FUCK! I HAVE THE BEST TREE! HEY BRO FUCK OFF THIS IS MY TREE! HEY BABY DID YOU SEE ME CHASE THAT GUY OFF? I'M THE BEST, LET'S FUCK!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I can tell OP has never lived anywhere with seagulls.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    🤍🤍🤍

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    So cute ♥️

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  • [+] -8 points 2 months ago

    Ha- I thought for sure this was some shitty LadyButterfly post.

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