If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?

>wish for a billion doll hairs

>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars

>trollface.webp

I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard's College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don't recommend it, they're all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers

I don't think that's going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie

Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8

But you can just wish for a lawyer!

First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.

Second wish: beat me half to death.

Third wish: profit