"For you to pay a tiny, little bit more for you're gasoline, just remember," Trump said, it's so "a very evil country" can't have a nuclear weapon.

"When you have to pay a little bit more, you're at $4, it's OK ‒ I mean, I will never apologize, I did the right thing," Trump said. "You just have to remember that what we're doing is a great service for the world."

Completely detached from reality.

Okay, someone needs to cut Donvict's uppers or whatever he's being given to keep him going.

Iran has already told him they don't want a deal with the United States while he's in office.

I. DECLARE. US TERRITORYYYYY.

Trump’s handlers locked hundreds of cops in a building so he could speak and instructed them to clap and boo accordingly. He ran his diarrhea mouth looking for hoots and hollers and this squirted out of it.

Then the press decided we should all give a shit about THIS demented brain hiccup this weekend.

Fuck that.

So any baby born in the Strait of Hormuz will be considered a US citizen?

I would declare Donald Trump a moron, but why state what is so obvious to everyone?

That’s Iran’s nuke. If they lose that they lose their sovereignty. I hate that I am forced to defend an Iranian regime that I hate… dumb ass war

You need to control a territory to declare it for yours, silly ;)

What? The imperialist president of the imperial country is doing imperialism? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

Lol

For real life? That sounds like satire

Yeah yeah, and then the Iranians are going to declare Mar-A-Lago an Iranian territory and rename it to Mar-Al-Hamdullilah. It's all a big joke thanks to the orange Bozo running the country into the ground.

The difference is the Iranians aren’t going to let this happen.

Another way of saying he wants to start charging any ship passing through it.

Dementia is a hell of a drug.

JFC. What a fuckin' idiot.

The day after, is he gonna try to Article 5 NATO?