All those other guys also ended up being shitty dads, so Ash gets points for not joining in on that.

My kids are adults i can weeb out as much as i want.

Ash is the only one living in the modern world.

Been sane height, weight, clean shaven most of the time and rarely spend too much time under strong sunlight since high school, classmates and teachers from 17 years ago say I must be a vampire because I look exactly the same since graduation.

Not a great time to be having kids

It's wild seeing my old friends' Steam profiles go from hardcore shooters and RPGs to shit like Roblox, MLP games, and other child-friendly shit because they all have kids that are using their account more than they are.