Well, a step in the right direction... but Schumer still needs to retire already...

Fuck you, Schumer.

Schumer's just trying to keep his job.

All my homies hate Schumer.

Is there anyone who'd be upset if chuck drowned in his own piss?

Obligatory fuck Schumer, but even for the crusty old guard corporate democrats, winning the majority is crucial. Once a progressive candidate clears the hurdle to make a challenge, they have to fall in line. It’s that slim and that uncertain.

At least for now. They’re likely planning to drown him in bribes if he wins and hope that moderates him.

He needs him to vote for him for senator majority leader. After that he will shit all over him.

No more placeholder politicians Schumer.

Well that's an unexpected bit of principle.

I’m worried about Democrats’ new (old) direction of not being the loser party. Who body-snatched Chuck?

Oh, you mean the guy who has been lying about a fictional couple that he thinks about when he casts his votes? Yeah, I trust him 100%.

I don't know anything about this other than Schumer being a fraudulent asshole. Vote Socialist / Leftist. Fuck Dems. And if Schumer is right about this person / anything, it's by accident or a lie.

“What people don’t understand is that a big tent is a strength, not a weakness,” Schumer said.

Wow, Charlie. Nobody understood that until you explained it to us. What a fucking political thinker.

I am hoping that anyone left of center finally learned their lesson from the last election. Vote with your heart in the primaries but come election time join hands with those closest to you and present a united front. Republicans are idiots but even they understand this. I voted for Sayed and I'm happy he won, but if it was Stevens I'd be getting behind her as well.

I'm glad that the shift towards more progressive politics is being accepted by the establishment. It just makes sense even from a purely rational view of "my side wins", and if that's what it takes to enable actual change then so be it, regardless of what kind of politician chuck is on his own right.

Chuck will fold once Trump calls him names again.

Chuck Schumer Eats Shit

Abdul El-Sayed’s victory is earthquake for Democratic Party old guard

KEN KLIPPENSTEIN

AUG 05, 2026