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[+] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    It's like it comes out the same way the spooge comes out, it feels like that. I don't know what it's about and I can't help it. "Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" Only way louder. As in really shouting it. Uncontrollably. I'm not even thinking it until it comes out and I hear it. "Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" Only louder than that: "VICTORY—"

    —David Foster Wallace, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Magnesium, zinc, sunflower lecithin, black maca, brazil nuts, hydrate, no porn ever, no fap 3 days

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Zinc supplements

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Blow more dudes

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    More foreplay.

    Build the excitement and create more time between initial erection and final destination. Pay attention the next time you quickly crank one out vs an hour long goon session. Maybe it's not everyone, but I definitely have a lot more to clean up when I take my time.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Check your spam folder, probably lots of info in there.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Zinc, Pygeum, Sunflower Lecithin. L-Argenine for more oomf.

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