That plastic bag estimate is off by a factor of 100. Obviously this isn't meant to be taken seriously but it still feels like misinformation. Someone will see that and decide it's true.

1 tooth 1 year

2 tooth 2 year

Oh okay so 9 women can have a baby in 1 month after all. Neat.

Lmao, the grandpa one is savage

OK, its official: I'm shifting my stock portfolio to cryogenic companies. I will take a 15,000 year nap and wake up to a pure world or die trying

Cleveland Ohio is decomposing much faster than that, based on my travels there years ago

c/usefulguides

How many teeth does grandpa have?

Can someone explain the neutron star to me? I thought the heat death of the universe would put a cap on that.

I'm glad they included Cleveland. Never been, but sounds like a great place that should last that long.

Apparently if Grandpa were not embalmed, he’d decompose to bones in a satisfyingly symmetrical 9 months.

What's the original image?

It's obvious plant so it's probably on some sort of noticeboard but the OG image has been cropped

Wait a minute