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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar (media.piefed.world)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] 86 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?

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    • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

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    [–] 37 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    I don't get this.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Thanks

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Thanks

    wrong reply button. you thanked yourself

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You know sometimes that's OK to do mate.

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    • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I feel like it should be "try to walk into a bar" .

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  • [+] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd need one more to go from "a couple of crow(e)s" to a murder, so it's still just an attempted one

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If it makes you happy
    It can't be that bad

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    • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    oh... https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/birds/why-is-it-called-a-murder-of-crows

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Is that a real photo? Sheryl Crowe looks plastic and Russell's jacket has no texture.

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