ion comments on Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

[–] ion@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I feel like it should be "try to walk into a bar" .

[+] Photonic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd need one more to go from "a couple of crow(e)s" to a murder, so it's still just an attempted one

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

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[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

I don't have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 months ago

if you're attempting murder without the crow pun context we're gonna need to call the real police