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[–] 30 points 3 months ago (1 child)

One day at work we're sitting around swapping stories about trouble with raccoons and stray cats, you know like getting into our trash or taking up residence in the garage. One of the guys is on a visa from India and he says he's really home sick and worried about his family because it's elephant season in his village.

So we're like, elephant season? He explains that the melons have just been harvested and the elephants love them. They'll literally smash through houses and buildings to get to them. The village will band together to fight off the elephants, sometimes getting seriously injured or killed, but they also don't want to kill the elephants either because they're endangered, or sacred, or there are legal repercussions. Plus they're just doing what elephants do and trying to get a bite to eat and you can't really hate that.

Anyway it really put into perspective my trouble with the trash pandas getting into my compost.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Don't fight an elephant if you are drunk.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Don't fight an elephant if it is drunk, either. Trust me.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Pictured: not an elephant

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Go team elephant!

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