Old Turtleface had a stroke. Look at his unbalanced face. Last pic his left side was sagging, this time it got over compensated. As last time his wife has to inconspicuously prop him up by his left arm.
Conclusion: Mitch McConnell has had a stroke.
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Republicans are desperate to keep their slim majority in congress
I can't tell you anything about the bears, but I took a shit in the woods.
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I, for one, congratulate the senator from Kentucky on ascending from "Mitch McConnell Turtle Jowel" to "Mitch McConnell Meat Muppet". Truly, we've come leaps and bounds from the days of yore and consumption, to the tomorrow of "human centipede" model of economics and explosive diarrhea.
What time to be alive.
Artificial muppet
He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!
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