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[–] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just want to eat peyote and talk to a coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    he just like me fr

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    For me it was an immersion blender

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I hella want one of those, myself.

    And the pasta making attachments for my KitchenAid.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The immersion blender changes things.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The what now? Is that some american thing?

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    An immersion blender? Maybe 🤷‍♂️, but apparently it was invented in Switzerland.

    It’s also called a stick blender. It’s a wand with a small spinning blade on the end. You put it into the food to blend it instead of putting the food into a blender. You can blend hot soup right in the pot, emulsify sauces and spreads, froth milk, make smoothies, etc. Since you can move the stick around, it handles thicker blends that would stick to the sides of a conventional blender.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago*

    Wife: An air fryer? I thought you said you were going to the desert?

    Me: no, I’m going to the desert, on drugs. I can’t cook there!

    Wife: yeah, well, I’m stoned and going to target. I guess I can’t buy your air fryer there either, asshole

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Learn to manage your expectations.

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