We'll vote on the scale, but I think we can all agree that it should be gold-plated.

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[–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Biden was the one into Trains.

With Trump ... maybe a golden sex doll of an under aged version of his daughter?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If I was a world leader when Trump asked for aid to fight Iran, I would have sent a pallet of adult daipers.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 months ago

    It is a well known & popular fact that one pallet of adult diapers is exactly enough to supply Krasnov Agent Dependable for half of one speech.

    The reason the government is hesitant to release the truth about intelligent beings on other planets & dimensions is because they have the technology to become invisible.

    This technology is used to not only hide his front centaur legs, but also for the hiding of the unfortunate celestial beings that employ this cloaking technology for stealthy-like mid-sentence dementia driven bouts of full evacuation.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Unless the train set is solid fucking gold, Donald won't give a single shit about it.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    ...but how will THAT kill him?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago

    It doesn't. He retreats to his bunker to play with his model trains for the rest of his time.

    This is the best outcome. We all know prison is out of the picture.

    If you're familiar with old people or terrible leaders in bunkers...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Okay, but then what about the next autocratic blowhard? And the next one? And the next one?

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