Given that Wizards is based in the greater Seattle area, this was only a matter of time. Now I've just gotta figure out what Jimothy is doing in the pirate tunnels under the Rock of Bral...

Hurl Garbage. Ranged Attack Roll: +4, range 25/50 ft. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) Bludgeoning damage, and the target is stinky until the start of Jimothy’s next turn.

OK I don't hate that

I'm just waiting for someone to turn Jimothy into an SCP.

….and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.