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[The Onion] A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set (theonion.com)
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BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain […]

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[–] 27 points 3 months ago

Ughh I bet this guy gestured when he should have been setting up a kill.

he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue

Wait, no. He's good.

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    [–] 19 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Wait is TwinkPunisher a Twink who is also a Punisher, or do they punish Twinks?

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    • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well, what is it?

    Fire up the BASS CANNON

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    • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    So uhhhh, where might one find this twink punisher?

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