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[–] 36 points 3 months ago (1 child)

I had a cat that took a bit out of every bun in a 12 pack, through the bag.

Fucker didn't even eat the bites, he just took out the chunk and spat it out on the floor.

Then again, this is the cat that would pull cat grass out of the other cat's mouths to try and find the treat they were clearly eating, and get upset he suddenly had a mouthful of grass.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    She, unless it’s a male with Kleinfelter’s syndrome (XXY)

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, how does one tell this is a female cat? (unless kleinfelter's etc)

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago

    Wow, so ungrateful. Just testing to see if they’re poisoned, you’re welcome

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    they seem excited to share the tale of how they did it 😄

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Checking them for poison. You're welcome

    EDIT: Just noticed someone else made the same comment. I am not deleting mine. We are both right and this only gives further strength to our statement.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    "Not one of these tasted of Tuna hooman!"

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    We have just been given a masterclass in the art of catting. I am awestruck.

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    Loveable bastards they are.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My cat once hunted a 1,2 Kg perfectly cooked beef and ate a bit off it, drawing a line along 3/4 of its surface and leaving it in the floor

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    A real hero.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    What a monster.

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