how tf does some amateur get front page?

Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023...

I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.

... in a row?

Nice work.

This isn't a proper shitpost until they come back out.

This is the kind of news I'd like to wake up to in the morning!

Wrapped or unwrapped?

Cool bum Luke.

This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe

Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.

A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!

Finally some good news

World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..

I remember what it's like to share accommodation too.

This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.

Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.

Well I assume everything turned to shit after that!