Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour

if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato

What's the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?

how do i not ignore it?

i saw this right before i went to bed last night.

fuckin' magic potato.

How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad

More good news?

Lulululululululu!

I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!

O, Potato of Luck, give me good news!

all hail lucky potabo 🙌

Thank potate

What's so lucky about an inedible potato?

Gimme a Yukon gold instead of an actual gold potato.

Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today's good news

I hope so :(

Why is it shiny? And kinda look like the yes dinosaur?

I feel the need to invoke @potoooooooo@reddthat.com for this, somehow.

Also, thank you Potato of Luck. I need your help now more than ever.

Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.

O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.

How is that any different than a gold nugget?

Thanks, lucky potato!

Oh mighty potato of luck, please, don't let my house catching fire this summer.

I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?

Okay, I wish for two golden potatoes.

(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

Hello, potato.

Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence

Potato luck is my brand of luck

I just want you to know we're all counting on you.

Worth a try

I promise to use you before the eyes grow green

If only...

hello potato

Hell yeah, it’s been too long without my lucky golden potatoes

Another good reminder that, if there is a god out there, they're the sort of god that enjoys burning ants with a magnifying glass.

Hello Potato!

I'm a big fan of the rule of three magic potato!

Oh boy, I hope my wish for a potato for dinner comes true

Commenting to show I did not ignore the lucky, golden potato.

We'll see

Mash ado about nothing

Hopefully so, we need it lol

the potato might 💪

I need this, you know how hard it is being a single mother. Especially when you're infertile without kids.

!potatoism@lemmy.world

I needed this.

But Mitch McConnel turned out to still be alive.

I see potato

Potato is potato 🥔

Hope so!

I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn't succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.