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[–] 42 points 4 months ago (1 child)
[–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

These rhymes are fresh

My staff is not

Enjoy another dimension

As I kill you with a thought

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    No, no this guy. He's considering whether this is acceptable or not

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I'd argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅

    (OHHHHHHHHH!)

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Mad runescape vibes to it.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Putting the diss in Disintegration Ray

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Vaguely related, because I think it looks cool:

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I love those blacklight color palettes. Is this image, y'know... legit? :O It's pretty rad.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    another w for the ancient staff

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    Is that the Wabbajack?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Zap Battle

    8pm Tonite

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    [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    won the rap battle, lost the war

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    That'll teach him to use Gen Z slang in front of his elders!

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