it's the wabbajack
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These rhymes are fresh
My staff is not
Enjoy another dimension
As I kill you with a thought
These times are trying
I sure am dying
But I ain't lying
I seen the magic of the mountain
Spitting words like the son fountain
For consciousness is base reality
And thus consideration is vitality
As intention is all there is
That's why I'm in spiritual biz
The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up
Meme potential.

No, no this guy. He's
considering whether this is acceptable or not
I'd argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.
Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused
Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅
(OHHHHHHHHH!)
Abracadabitch
Haha I knew you meant this guy. He's just here for the love of the battle.
Mad runescape vibes to it.
Vaguely related, because I think it looks cool:

I love those blacklight color palettes. Is this image, y'know... legit? :O It's pretty rad.
Dunno! The art in question was used as the cover to an album.
Music to Defeat the Dark Wizard | 80s Heavy Metal & Retro Synthwave Dark Power
Yeah, no artist mentioned anywhere, an album uploaded per day, definitely fully AI generated content...


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