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[–] 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Looks good, but poll: What book should one performatively read with a brooding scowl while wearing this?

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
    • The Egyptian Book of the Dead
    • The Book of Thoth
    • Anything by HP Lovecraft or Edgar Allan Poe
    • Dracula
    • Interview with the Vampire

    Those would be my picks. They're worth reading in a non-performative way. But it can be performative too lol.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    That's an amazing outfit. Hope the library has air conditioning. My question is how are you getting your hair to stay all on one side like that?

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    This was a trick I learned recently. If you have long enough hair, brush a little bit of mousse into it, then make a side pony tail and clip it in place. Let it dry for awhile or use a hairdryer, then remove the clip. Should stick like that until next time you wash it (as long as its not super windy outside).

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I learned a similar trick recently for giving short hair body. Blow dry it back, so it stands up, then rub product into the roots, and allow it to set for 10 minutes before styling. May look a lot better if you use a straightening iron first. Makes your hair look all movie starry and whatnot.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    Brother looks like he's about to challenge an Egyptian Pharaoh to a children's card game

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Is it a goth library?

    Looks good though

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Not sure if the title is a deliberate reference to The Magicians, but definitely strong Elliot Waugh vibes.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    Now answer the real question do you always do all those buckles and laces when you wear this outfit or leave them strapped and just wiggle out of the clothes???

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Where would it be more convenient? The kitchen?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago
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    Amazing 🔥🔥🔥

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Gorgeous. Giving modern vampire. 🥵

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I fucking love those boots, overall excellent fit!

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Your version is better but it's giving Musk vibes

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    No summoning deamons in bathrooms but is it ok if we do it inside the library or checkout books and do it at home???

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    How do you know how many buttons to button on a coat like that?

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