One of my favourite Tom Hanks anecdotes is he was stood next to Tom Hardy while peeing (I think at the Oscars or something), he leans over and says "looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms!".

Tom Hardy was not impressed.

tom hanks that goes hard

T Hanks

This is fucking art

Well now I know what I want for Christmas this year

I can only think of 2 Tom Hamks pissing scenes - A League of Their Own and Shawshank Redemption Green Mile. Are there others? I would hate to get this bit of trivia wrong in front of my friends.

I want

Also, It's high quality textile.

I want. Okay shit I bought one. Just what I need another tshirt I rarely wear.

Something something golden shower