Yeah. The Greeks also didnt live anywhere near the arctic and couldn't have possibly known of the existance of polar bears there. They just named the north "the arctic", aka, the place the bear constellations point. Then, the antarctic is "the opposite of that"

Yup, but I prefer to spend my time thinking about Antibears.

Even though penguins still face plenty of other hazards, I'm glad that the bears and penguins aren't on the same one.

What kind of presents do bears give?

So you're fine as long as you don't unseal the leopards.

I think there's an argument to be made that it's also not at all funny