For me it is Chloe from Detroit Become Human. I like her because she is beautiful, expressive, she breaks the fourth wall and evolve alongside with me the player. It is like she is being affected by my choices in the game.
I think for me the voice acting of that opening was so good and distinctive that the writing felt completely natural, but it's certainly verbose and I could see how it comes across as pretentious to some people.
I quite enjoyed that bit personally, especially the "evil apes" bit that I thought was quite funny. It's an early example of the use of the dialogue system itself as a means of introducing pauses in the delivery for comedic effect, which this game is brilliant at at times.