They had an armed hostage situation at the Orange County Marriott the last time I was there. I was like "is it safe to go up to my room?" And the cops were like "yeah the dude's a pussy he's not going to do shit."

You know those old crummy motels out in the desert where the population is like 30% prostitutes and only like 10% of the clientele aren't there for the prostitutes. Yeah those are the ones with the 3d printed guns.

All Holiday Inn Express locations have these now. They do not make acceptable quality pancakes imo since the batter must be squeezed from above to get the top cooked. It's a fun concept but I suspect many business travelers preferred the waffles.