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[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying "please."

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Remember kids: if you're being robbed just say "no". They can't do anything without your consent"

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[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrc

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Good that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your .bashrc.

\ comes before the thing you are escaping
> ⇒ overwrite from start. >> to append

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[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 2 points 1 year ago

You don't have to explain that kind of stuff, you know. I understand the notion, but, I promise you, it is immaterial to the joke I was making on this shitposting forum.

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