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[–] 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.

    I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

    And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

    I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

    Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

    Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?

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