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[–] 86 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Because it's shit, that's why, and yes, I watched it.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    me to. I even made a warning post because of how bad it was. Did you make it to the end?

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I did, I was openly laughing about how the plot contradicted itself and all the Amazon product placement.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I only made it about 20-30 minutes in. It was so terrible.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    That's how long my wife and I made it into "A Family Affair" with Zach Effron and Nicole Kidman. Gave it a try but holy cow was it bad. And we typically don't turn off movies or leave shows.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Surely it can't be worse than Borderlands to name a recent piece of rubbish I saw, currently sat at 10% on rotten tomatoes

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There is apparently an action scene in which ice cube needs a thumb drive, so orders one via Amazon drone delivery. The drone goes down in all the chaos, and our characters have to barter with the homeless man who found the downed drone by offering him Amazon gift cards. The man is a conspiracy nut who thinks the government is tracking him, but a $1000 Amazon gift cards convinces him to risk his life for the characters.

    So yes, it is worse than Borderlands.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I've seen the thumbdrive/buying from Amazon sequence on Instagram. I'm going to have to watch the full scene now for myself on Prime.

    So glad I didn't watch this, I was fairly interested from the trailer.

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