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[–] 52 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

Having a girl in a red state? You are legally required to end it in "lynn," "leigh," "ly" or "ley".

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And start with Oak. Apparently.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Con. Mother: "Let's name our daughter after a tree. What's that name people use from a tree that is strong, but bends under pressure so that it never breaks?"

    Con. Father: "Oak?"

    Con. Mother: "No, that one definitely breaks under pressure. Also, oak is dense. Do you want our daughter to be dense?"

    Con. Father: "....Professor Oak?"

    Con. Mother: "Oh... It may be inevitable that our daughter will be dense. Let's go with 'oak'."

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