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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not my kid, but if I'm terminal I'm gonna add "killed by some food-safe means and then fed to tigers in front of zoo patrons" to my potential death plans.

"The funeral will be at the civic building at 10am, and the viewing at 12:00 by the tiger sanctuary in Edgewater Zoo"

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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's probably a bad idea for everybody else, as now there's a captive tiger, that is one that will be around humans forever, that also already are human meat, which is a suboptimal combination

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