I'm not trying to give you anxiety, mate. Drunk posting provides adequate context.
"Turtles have this thing called Turtle Mode" just gave me pause about your experiencing the existence of turtles.
Couple that with the weird search engine results and no mention of "turtle mode" even in the informative links you provided and I was just a little confused.

I see now this is a c/aww post; you got nothing to be ashamed of or anxious about.