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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Is this a general offer? Because that offer sounds kind of incredible.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I mean, with the economy the way it is, there's some stipulations, but technically yes lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    How much do you charge for just general friendship?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Saaaaame. I will feed you good healthy food and it won't even be sxpensive. I'll show you how to make it. Fuck, i'll show you how to put a couple pots and a grow light in your kitchen so you always have some fucking electrolyte heavy veggies to snack on.

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