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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 139 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

"The more sophisticated a magic system is, the funnier it is to pull out a gun"

Snape, probably

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something Pratchett would say

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Broke: Guy with a wand

Woke: Guy with a gun

Bespoke: Guy with an ACME industrial magnet to reflect all the bullets back at the people firing them

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[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile in Warhammer

http://blackmarketminiatures.net/catalog/conversionideas/limited-edition/wizard-with-machine-gun

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