In a letter to Congress, the lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted co-conspirator says clemency would allow her to talk to lawmakers.

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Source: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/the-100-names-ghislaine-maxwell-named-as-being-on-the-epstein-list

  • Barack Obama
  • Definitely NOT Donald Trump, of whom Jeffrey Epstein often said “I wish Donald Trump would stop foiling my plans to do pedophile crimes!”
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Chelsea Clinton
  • Socks the cat
  • Rosie O’Donnell
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Rachel Maddow
  • Barack Hussein Obama
  • Joe Biden
  • Hunter Biden
  • Joe Biden’s wife
  • Justin Trudeau
  • Mark Carney
  • Trey Parker
  • Matt Stone
  • Cartman from South Park
  • the starting lineup of the 2018 Philadelphia Eagles who refused to come to the White House
  • Barack Obama
  • Liz Cheney
  • Robert Mueller
  • everyone that works at NPR
  • Kamala Harris
  • woke Superman
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Jack Smith
  • Mark Milley
  • Letitia James
  • Adam Schiff
  • Anderson Cooper
  • you guessed it… Barack Obama
  • Elmo
  • John Bolton
  • Anthony Fauci
  • Seth Meyers
  • Jimmy Kimmel
  • Michelle Obama
  • also Barack Obama
  • Kristen Stewart
  • George W. Bush
  • Dick Cheney
  • the woke Pope
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a major Epstein co-conspirator from 1995-99
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Taylor Swift
  • Beyoncé
  • Chris Christie
  • Bono
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • “Barry O”, aka, Barack Obama
  • James Comey
  • Warionald Trump, evil twin of Donald Trump who is often mistaken for him in photographs
  • Sonia Sotomayor
  • that nerd Ezra Klein
  • Prince Andrew (some of these have to be real)
  • Whoever discontinued St. Tropez Orange Spray Tan No. 4
  • Central Park Five #1
  • Central Park Five #2
  • Central Park Five #3
  • Central Park Five #4
  • Central Park Five #5
  • Leona Helmsley
  • Stephen King
  • Stormy Daniels
  • E. Jean Carroll
  • Tony Schwartz
  • Alec Baldwin
  • the guy who played Biff Tannen in Back To The Future Part II
  • Ivana Trump
  • the cast of Saturday Night Live circa 2016-2025
  • Jon Leibowitz, aka “Jon Stewart”
  • Bill Gates
  • Anthony Blinken
  • Mike Pompeo
  • Adam Kinzinger
  • everyone who ever attended Harvard University
  • Kilmar Abrego Garcia
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Barack Obama
  • Alan Dershowitz, but actually
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