Jfc I'm pretty damn glad I pirated 28 Years Later and didn't go to the cinema to watch it like I'd planned. I hadn't watched any trailers or read any reviews.

And, what in the ever loving shit was that pile of utter wank thrust upon my eyes?

1/10 and it gets the 1 point purely for the Power Rangers scene because by that point I genuinely didn't think it could possibly get any worse but nope, to my utter disbelief they managed to subvert my expectations and pull it off.

That film has no redeeming features and I want money back for my time wasted.

Fucking hell, I really hated that film. I should've turned it off 5 minutes in when it became apparent that the opening scene wasn't a parody.

If they'd have called it "Monty Python's 28 inches later" it would've still been a shit Monty Python film by their standards, but at least I would've known what to expect.