I love Steve-O's story of buying a phone with Wozniak.

They go to the Apple store, Woz walks up to the counter and says "I'd like to use my employee discount to buy a phone." The employee asks if he has his card, he says "no but I know my employee number." The employee then asks for the number, expecting to get something with multiple digits, and Wozniak just replies with "One."

If that isn't the biggest dick energy response to a question I've ever heard.