The options for male pattern baldness are:

1. Always wear a hat;
2. Shave everything off and go completely bald;
3. Wear friar's robes at all times.

Never! Minoxidil and Finasteride until the day I die!

You can also blow up conversations with mumbled asides to yourself like, "I really hope the chemo works."

Good call. Until about 20 seconds ago, I thought the hair on Slash, the Guns n Roses guitarist, was part of his hat, but it appears to be his real hair (or at least used to be at one point in his life).

It must get hot in there.