tweet: Millennials use "lol" like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
tumblr response: REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
"Lol" is just so we can joke about killing ourselves without getting sent to the hospital. Especially important since the bastardization and rebranding of "literally".
Because my generation is so hopeless that I literally want to drive off a fucking bridge into a volcano, infested with wolf-pirhanna hybrids.
Lol jk ;) 🤭